"I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it, Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle, and killt the bear that killt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack."
(no, the owner of this blog is not racist) it's from a bizzare moment from the movie 'Jeremiah Johnson'.
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