Hatchet Jack "I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it, Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle, and killt the bear that killt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack."

(no, the owner of this blog is not racist) it's from a bizzare moment from the movie 'Jeremiah Johnson'.

here you will find pretty, cheeky, sexy and clever, as well as just plain stupid.
puppiiiesjustaquickquestion

positivitybreathescreativity:

Puppies make everyone happy~

micdotcomghost-of-algren

micdotcom:

The 1% has its own private Facebook now — and it costs $9,000 to join

America’s super-rich now have their own private Facebook-type site named Netropolitan, which charges a $9,000 registration fee and labels itself “the online country club for people with more money than time.” 

Launched Tuesday, Netropolitan is “inaccessible from the public Internet,” completely encrypted, ad-free and boasts features like staff moderators, cloud storage and total anonymity.

No, this isn’t satire 

hatchetjack

hatchetjack:

yes, must see to believe

worse than imagined

re:  http://hatchetjack.tumblr.com/post/97748131473/theracismrepellent-caprediem

yes, must see to believe

worse than imagined

re:  http://hatchetjack.tumblr.com/post/97748131473/theracismrepellent-caprediem

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pomeranian2witchitch
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-annoyingn3ongold3n

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

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demoncestn3ongold3n
demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

9/17 15:22 - n3ongold3n - 57,204 notes
fuckyoulosersinthephotagpleasekeepmeinmind

theracismrepellent:

caprediem:

fuckyoulosersinthephotag:

HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

wtf

I’m going to throw up, THIS is appropriation of cultural foods okay guys?
-Jack

laura-berger
laura-berger:

~ Flow ~
For my upcoming exhibition at Hazel, 1902 W Montrose Chicago, opening Oct 3 from 6-9 pm.

laura-berger:

~ Flow ~

For my upcoming exhibition at Hazel, 1902 W Montrose Chicago, opening Oct 3 from 6-9 pm.

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